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actually I've voted numerous 3's and I believe a 5 or two. I only vote according to content value. If the majority of the new content tonight is only worth 1 star, that's out of my hands. Oh and I just noticed your screen name. You're just some f*g who's sad because I thought his site sucked. Care to stalk me around and cry about it some more?

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WHAT THE!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!?! *STARES AT THE SCREEN STUNNED* TWO NIGHTS AGO I CAPPED THAT SCENE TO EDIT SOMETHING IN THERE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya beat me to it! hahahah!!!!!! O_O!!!! great minds think alike, XD XD XD

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by the way, its not myspace that is stealing the stuff. Its this thing called Kontraband... they keep screen recording ytmnd's and putting them up on teh interwebs. I saw this the other day. At the end of the video, the kontraband logo plays like its their creation. heres the link to the kontraband site: http://www.kontraband.com/ (duh) But what of the motherf*cker who posted it on myspace video? Once I get home from work (where I am now) i will post his profile addy. THIS IS A WAR ON TWO FRONTS!!!

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Hercules and Xena shared the screen together a total of 6 times together. Four episodes from Hercules, and two from Xena.

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Two stars for blood coming back through portal, should have had the cake on the tv screen though.

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Where's the two seconds of text and a short sound clip between the loading screens?

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THere should have been more to the slamming the guys head down, like two more screens before and after the headslam, still 5 though

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In Windows XP, you can still perform a security breach. On the logon screen, hit CTRL-ALT-DEL two times to bring up the classic logon. Enter the username Administrator; you need not to enter any passwords. You can now log on as the root, but that is if the person who set up the computer is either a noob or he forgot to add a root password.

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I believe the reason some later games didn't bring up this screen is because if it's large enough that the combined ROM of the two games is more than 4 MB, it won't fit in memory and so S&K just gets ignored and the other game is loaded normally.

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See the curtains hanging in the window In the evening on a Friday night A little light a-shining through the window Lets me know everythings alright Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowing through the jasmine in my mind Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowing through the jasmine in my mind See the paper lying on the sidewalk A little music from the house next door So I walk on up to the door step Through the screen and across the floor Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowing through the jasmine in my mind Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowing through the jasmine in my mind Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom July is dressed up and playing her tune When I come home from a hard days work And you're waiting there, not a care in the world See the smile a-waiting in the kitchen Food cooking and the plates for two Feel the arms that reach out to hold me In the evening when the day is through Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

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If you think posting screen shots of two people--that most people don't like--chatting as creative and a good way to pump gabbly, then you just nailed why this place is going downhill. People have been making sites about Gabbly since 2007 and they've all done it better that Charizard.

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I am going to try something new today. This is a blog style ytmnd comment: Isn't Sean Young wonderful? I have three posters of her in my condo: one blade runner print, and two Tyler Stout art screen prints. I have not been active on YTMND much because of lots of consulting work, my work laptop doesn't have cs3, and most of all some nonsense with finishing up my PhD.

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[i]Super Mario Bros. 3[/i] is a two-dimensional platform game in which the player controls the on-screen protagonist (either Mario or Luigi) from a third-person perspective. The game shares similar gameplay mechanics with previous titles in the series—[i]Super Mario Bros.[/i], [i]Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels[/i], and [i]Super Mario Bros. 2[/i]—but introduces several new elements. In addition to the running and jumping moves found in past games, the player can fly and float with the aid of special items, slide down slopes, and execute new types of jumps.

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Are you serious, man? Okay, let me explain this in great detail. As explained in the description, Umfuld used two alts to downvote my ONE site. The site shown in the screen shot of the Umfold votes is "Prehistoric Dinosaur calls Topsy Hornington III." A large majority of people with half a brain should be able to put two and two together to figure out that the screen shot of the comments is from the PhD calls THIII site. And if you really really really really need proof, simply click onto the PhD calls THIII site and scroll down to the Tile comment. Here, I'll even give you a direct link: http://ytmnd.com/sites/924820/profile/c5832162#c5832162

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Two 1000 frame gifs. Still it is a nice use of the fore/background images! If you watch it till the end your screen goes BOOM!

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talk about presence - on the screen for two minutes, and it might as well be all about him

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flash forward six months. you've been seeing each other nearly every day. you haven't told her how you feel - you can't tell her how you feel, it brings your piss to a boil. steam spouts out your angry hard-ons. you swear her tits have gotten bigger since the day you met her. and they should have, she's young. that's biology my friend. her caller ID picture in your phone is a screen grab from your favorite gal game. she looks like Hitomi, your favorite gal character. you've played all the way through seven times yet each time you pick Hitomi as your final match despite the twelve other girl choices the game provides. you're in the park with her, the girl from up the hill, not Hitomi from the game but you imagine she's Hitomi. the park is boring, she's boring. you're in the Desert of Love and Rose Petals with Hitomi and she's holding a giant apple. apple, original sin? you want to take a bite of it but something's holding you back as always. in the game you can bite it so in your head you do. you could take a bite of Hitomi but not this girl. if only she were real. you're so boring. you come to the conclusion that you're boring but so is this fucking girl sitting with you in the park, in silence. look how boring you two are.

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The Laugh Factory is a world famous comedy club located at 8001 on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, California.<br />Contents<br /><br /> 1 History<br /> 2 Jamie Masada<br /> 3 Philanthropy<br /> 4 Comedy Camp<br /> 5 Laugh Factory TV<br /> 6 The Laugh Bowl<br /> 7 Lowie at the Laugh Factory<br /> 8 Laugh Factory Productions<br /> 9 Michael Richards incident<br /> 10 Endurance Record<br /> 11 Guinness World Record<br /> 12 Notable alumni<br /> 13 Schedule<br /> 14 References<br /> 15 External links<br /><br />History<br /> This section needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. (August 2010)<br /><br />In 1979, after a dispute over club owners refusing to pay comedians, a then 16 year old Jamie Masada recognized the need for a new venue for comedians to perform. After obtaining a loan of $10,000 from Neal Israel, he opened the Laugh Factory in a building formerly belonging to Groucho Marx.[1] Recognizing his passion for comedy, Richard Pryor was the first comedian to perform on the now famous Laugh Factory stage. When Jamie attempted to pay him, Pryor instead handed him a $100 bill and wrote on it, "You need this for your rent, boy."<br /><br />From that point on the Laugh Factory has grown to be one of the most famous comedy clubs in the world. USA Today has cited it as being the #1 comedy club in the country. It has and continues to be a launching pad for the careers of many stars. Mr. Masada still comes in almost every day and attends Tuesday Open Mic Nights to screen possible comedians for the Laugh Factory stage. The Laugh Factory now has two locations, both located in California: Laugh Factory in Hollywood, California and Long Beach, California.[2]

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The LDT0 is a flexible component comprising a<br />28 µm thick piezoelectric PVDF polymer film with<br />screen-printed Ag-ink electrodes, laminated to a<br />0.125 mm polyester substrate, and fitted with two<br />crimped contacts. As the piezo film is displaced<br />from the mechanical neutral axis, bending creates<br />very high strain within the piezopolymer and<br />therefore high voltages are generated. When the<br />assembly is deflected by direct contact, the device<br />acts as a flexible "switch", and the generated<br />output is sufficient to trigger MOSFET or CMOS<br />stages directly. If the assembly is supported by its<br />contacts and left to vibrate "in free space" (with the<br />inertia of the clamped/free beam creating bending<br />stress), the device will behave as a form of<br />accelerometer or vibration sensor. Adding mass,<br />or altering the free length of the element by<br />clamping, can change the resonant frequency and<br />sensitivity of the sensor to suit specific<br />applications. Multi-axis response can be achieved by positioning the mass off center

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Why the fuck are you guys debating talent? You know how much talent it takes to make simple ass shit move around and flash on the screen? About as much talent gathered from watching a 10-15 min Photoshop/After Effects tutorial on creativecow.net. Be sure to subtract some talent integrity points for each inside joke that really just boils down to a simple reference accompanied by vulgar silliness and/or non sequitur. The same can be said for inserting the same kind of shit into movie scenes.<br /><br />And then look at my ratings, guys!<br /><br />Once you (well... maybe ONE of you) actually navigate away from Ytmnd and attempt a production that involves at least two other people (NO, for you guys let's say ONE other person) then look back at your "sites" and think about the differences between the two.

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so if you want to complain to the fucker who's killing this place, you're complaining to the wrong person. <br /><br />oh, and as for your stupid ass initial comment on this site, I see you intentionally picked two of the worst sites out of the group of 15 to 20 that I mentioned, neglecting the ones I actually put time into or ones that actually contained some sort of joke (actually that max revive one had several deep jokes that you just didn't get, even if it was just a picture I took and set to a really good song). <br /><br />I don't even know why I'm addressing someone who is too much of a cock to use his original screen name to confront me on a site that literally no one gives much of a shit about anymore. I guess maybe it's been awhile since I've typed more that two sentences on this site and wanted to relive the nostalgia....

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Well, for starters, you can rest your sweet little head knowing that I don't care in the least what you believe or don't; it doesn't change my reality in anyway.<br /> <br />But for the fun of the flame:<br /> <br />#1. I don't have a resume, I have a CV.<br /> <br />#2. If you recognize any of those names/references (in all honesty and without Googling) then you'll know that anybody who bothered cite them probably deals with them regularly, as they aren't exactly popular or important outside of the little bubble of academia in which I spend most of my time. Said another way, if I were lying, that'd be a boring fucking lie.<br /> <br />#3. Mostly, though, within my professional world, there's not that much "impressive" about all of what I stated above. It's just standard academia/art fare. In fact, among my peers, I'm rarely the smartest brain in the room. And I don't need to be. I'm successful, creative, and smart enough to hold my own. But the pedigree at the top of the research institution food chain, whether you study hard sciences, humanities, or the arts, is a laundry list of accomplishments, awards, publishing, screenings, speaking engagements, and the like. My CV, as mentioned before, is 15 pages long in 10pt font. But it's also just typical for someone of my experience in my field. One important lesson I've learned in my years of cultural production is that, past a certain level, there's no more bragging, name dropping, or pretense because everyone around you is "somebody." <br /> <br />You went to art school so this'll mean something to you, even though most of the world could give a shit: two curators of the current Whitney Biennial are friends; dozens of the artists are friends, classmates, colleagues and/or collaborators of mine. But the art world is small so there's nothing "impressive" about that because, eventually, if you don't suck or get swallowed up by life, everyone reaches that level to some extent. No biggie.

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Ohh madDoge, prepare to be put in your place yet again (even though you're too stupid to understand why):<br /> <br />#1A. http://i.imgur.com/2zYjOO0.png - A screen cap from April 10th, 2010, just after max retooled profile pages to display comment ratings AND about the time I stopped making sites and began to just fuck with people here instead: Gr33nscr33n's comment stats: 21,522 comments for an average of +1.15.<br /><br />#1B. http://i.imgur.com/ehSo6dq.png - A screen cap from May 9, 2010, the closest I could get on your acc't via WaybackMachine to 4/10/10: madDogSoldier's comment stats: 2,523 for an average of +0.04.<br /><br />NB regarding this first round of stats: the more comments one makes, the more comment votes one receives. Despite my snarky, snobby, often downvoting comments on sites by douche guzzlers like you, I still maintained a significantly high comment rating.<br /><br />#2A. http://i.imgur.com/gwEu8LY.png - Now two years later, on March 8, 2012, I've had a nasty public argument with max about ytmnd2.0, been temporarily IP banned for it, have not just stopped making sites but deleted all but a couple trolls sites and am basically harassing DW, Uncircumcised, Shizzle, mikstaryo, pde, Lurg, MrMuskOx, Goneja, FatHistorian, you, rodheh, and a slew of other ytmnd retards on an almost daily basis--so much so that Shizzle writes a script to downvote each of my (and Umfuld's) comments with ten accounts. And yet, even with all that jack-assery, my rating, with 23,234 comments, holds out at +0.85 while yours...<br /><br />#2B. http://i.imgur.com/QyzJgh7.png ...from that same day, you well respected man about town, doing the best things so conservatively, you've dropped right into negative numbers, at -0.08 with 3,666 comments. Truly a man of the people!

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There are dozens of ways to do this kind of thing, depending on your training, skills, patience, and a bunch of other variables. The first way is to just do it the old fashioned way. Pretend it's 1986 and get yrself to coding some basic animation just like yr dad would have when he was making Leisure Suit Larry. Oregon Trail was originally built with HP Time-Shared BASIC, fer christ's sake.<br /><br />Another angle is to do it in AfterEffects. Most of the AE tutorials on YouTube are made by idiots for asses and don't really explain start to finish what you really need to know to make something this complex but, unless you think in code, AE would be the easiest way to turn whatever material you have into 16- or 8-bit sprites so you can build the animation up from there. (this crappy tutorial at least gives you a sense of where to begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDe5SfHfGs)<br /><br />Then there's the way-beyond-my-coding-abilities method, where you use some new language or another to stylize or "de-bit" or down sample or pixelate contemporary footage, making it look like some 1987 CD-ROM game intro or cut screen. This is a terrible cover by a terrible band of an even more terrible song but check out what the poor sap of a code monkey spent every waking moment of his life for like two weeks coding to sections of this video footage into thousands upon thousands of "8-bit" cubes, just for a shitty music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk

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Honestly, if you find my address and stalk me on Facebook like you did Clinton, or even make this message into a site, it would not matter. I have a small select group of people who grew up with me and would understand where I am coming from. They might even criticize you for your actions. At least 90% of my friends would stay on the list, guaranteed. As for employment, I have been receiving federal and state assistance for almost 10 years and have not worked in two years. My Asperger's makes me unable to pass a driver's test and, with YouTube's censorship and private additions to true copyright laws, YTMND allows me to express myself creatively.<br /><br />I really think you need to stop treating people this way. There is really no point to making enemies of people, it does not benefit you or YTMND in any way. I will not discuss Clinton or preach to you any further. I will not react, threaten, or frighten like I did with Locke5, that was wrong. I am simply being honest with you in hopes that you will stop treating people this way, to think about other people and what happens behind the screen.<br /><br />Thank you, Rei